You Are So Damn Cool…

A while ago, I went to a seminar sharing an interesting joke, and I feel it’s good for me to share the story here. Like most stories start, it starts…

.. One day, there was a guy named Henry. For all his life, he had heard that travelling in VIP class flight was so cool, and he decided to save enough money and tried it out. After several years of hard work, Henry finally earned enough money, and bought a VIP class air ticket.

The day finally came, and Henry was so excited sitting on a big comfortable seat. Then a well-dressed parrot named Pete, came by and seated next to him. They nodded to each other with a smile.

Before the flight take off, a pretty stewardess named Jane came to Henry and asked, “Good morning sir, would you like to have some drinks?” politely, Henry asked, “Can I have a cup of coffee please?” “Sure,” Jane walked away to get him a cup of coffee.

Suddenly, Pete shouted at the Jane, “You fat and ugly lady! Do you have champagne for me?” Jane was shocked and very angry since no one ever called her fat and ugly lady. Then she quickly gets a bottle champagne for Pete.

When Jane came back with champagne, Jane was so sorry that she had forgotten the coffee for Henry. After passing the champagne to Pete, Jane quickly apologized to Henry, “Sorry sir, I forgot your coffee, I’ll get for you right away.”

Again, on the way to get the coffee, Pete shouted again, “You fat and ugly lady! The champagne tastes really bad, bring me another one!” Feeling much angrier, Jane got another bottle of champagne for Pete, and again forgot about the coffee for Pete.

This time, after learning from Pete, Henry started to shout at Jane, “You fat and ugly lady! Where is my coffee?” Within seconds 2 big strong guys came and grabbed both Henry and Pete up, and throw them out of the window.

By then, the flight was taking off, and Pete looked at Henry and tell him, “You are really SO DAMN COOL!” And then, Henry saw Pete taking out his wings while he’s falling towards the ground. -End